Stage Story Lover Pillows

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Pirouettes

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

Reginald Bunthorne

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

"What did Jesus order?"

Mensa Does Improv

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"