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Falstaff

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Mikado

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Music Hall Dancers

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'I'm a star!'

Snail Man

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."