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"Don't make me come down there."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"be-be-be-be"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Jack Gleeson

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Eric Clapton.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Ladies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

Mensa Does Improv

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists