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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Tina Turner

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Jeff Beck.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Magic Tricks

Mensa Does Improv

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Robbie Williams

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.