Tour Veterans T-Shirts

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Walking Luggage.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Travellers

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Backpacker

"Any chance of some credit?"

La Tour 2007.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

Tour de France champ François Faber

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Fore!"

Bike

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

Mark Cavendish for Isle of Man.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

'Next time?'

Tour

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"Good god man! You're telling me you lost my luggage on a 12 second flight?!"

Miguel Indurain

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"