Stage Veterans Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Mikado

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."