Stage Savvy Pillows

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"It's a play on words."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Magic Tricks

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."