Stage Mishap Veteran Pillows

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Falstaff

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Stage Fright.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'But darling, you were marvellous!'