Movie Mishap Survivor Pillows

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'I can't turn it off.'

spellchecker

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

Robot Bores

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

Broken hospital sign.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.