'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'
Movie Mishap Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the movie mishap survivor in your life? Our selection of witty and humorous items are designed to honor their resilience and good humor after a cinematic misadventure. Whether they love comedy, action, or drama, these thoughtful keepsakes add a personal touch that recalls their brave recovery from movie mishaps.
Barbeque Casualty.
"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."
'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."
Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre
The hall of bad ideas.
'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
In case of stock market crash break glass.
'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'
spellchecker
"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."
"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"
'I can't turn it off.'
"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."
Sling
Dyslexic Palm Reading
"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'
'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'
Paramedic Mistakes.
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
Robot Bores
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'
CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'
Broken hospital sign.
'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'
'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'
Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.
Movie Mishap Survivor Gifts Collection
Movie Mishap Survivor Mugs
Discover our range of mugs celebrating movie mishap survivors—perfect for keeping their story close during every coffee break.
Movie Mishap Survivor Pillows
Explore our fun pillows perfect for movie mishap survivors—combine comfort with a touch of humor in their living space.
Movie Mishap Survivor Prints
Check out our humorous prints for movie mishap survivors—showcase their resilience and good humor in stylish wall art.
Movie Mishap Survivor T-Shirts
Browse our witty T-shirts designed for movie mishap survivors—stand out with humor and style at home or wherever they go.