Media Mishap Survivor Gifts

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-28).

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"