Media Mishap Survivor Pillows

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

"You've had six accidents?"

"You think YOU'RE having a bad day!"