Mishap Survivor Pillows

"You think YOU'RE having a bad day!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Sporting maladies.

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

spellchecker

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Sling

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"