Mishap Survivor Prints

"You think YOU'RE having a bad day!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Sporting maladies.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

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Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.