Movie Mishap Survivor Mugs

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The hall of bad ideas.

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

spellchecker

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'I can't turn it off.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Sling

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Robot Bores

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Broken hospital sign.

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.