Diy Mishap Survivor Mugs

'THIT!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox