Diy Disaster Survivors Mugs

'He has weapons of mass destruction.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox