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'THIT!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Wallpapering 4

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"