Technology Mishap Survivor Mugs

"You dropped your phone where the ocean is 4,800 feet deep. Buying a new one will be a lot cheaper than hiring a deep sea salvage team to recover it."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Heck Support.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."