Tech Mishap Revelers Mugs

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'