Tech Mishap Storyteller Mugs

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'The stuka brought you.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Computer in the Stone.

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.