Mobile Mishap Survivor Mugs

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Traffic Jam.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Sling

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

"You think YOU'RE having a bad day!"

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'