Mobile Mishap Lover Mugs

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

Wedding Texting

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Magic and culinary.'

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'