Stage Mishap Veteran Mugs

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Falstaff

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Stage Fright.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."