Dance Accident Survivor Mugs

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A little bird told me...

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Push for Disco...

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Love Birds love dancing together

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Moulin Rouge Security

Swing dancers.

Dance.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Zumba

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Modern Kids.

'We are so in sync!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Leaping

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

You're never too old for ballet!

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."