Dance Floor Disaster Mugs

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

Man falling over whilst dancing

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Disco Bunny.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

How's my Jiving?

Club insecurity.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

Men at Twerk

Dance Crossing

Dad Dancing.

"Shake yer booty!"

'I thought I could dance...'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

The Moo-Walk

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'