Fashion Mishap Survivor Mugs

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Building Books.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Ape.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"Please don't be on backwards."

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

"Quit being a baby and come help me pick out a new top."

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."