Stage Superstar Mugs

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Open Mic Night

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Mikado

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Jack Gleeson

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Stephen Fry

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Ladies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Midsummer Night's Dream