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Pickleball, the Musical

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Ladies

Tina Turner

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'