Stage Star Aspirant T-Shirts

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jack Gleeson

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Ladies

Eric Clapton.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Doctor Bartolo

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

So close... Yet so far.

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.