Stage Star Aspirant Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Ladies

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Doctor Bartolo

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

The Masked Singer

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'