Celebrity Aspirant Pillows

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

Uptown Escort Service...you can be a celebrity: Entourages available.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

Pygmy giant squid

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'