Award Aspirant Pillows

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Pygmy giant squid

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

So close... Yet so far.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'