Sporty Stage Star Gifts

Pickleball, the Musical

Robert Fripp

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Ladies

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Tina Turner

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

Magic Tricks

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Robbie Williams

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'