Twirling Stage Star T-Shirts

Battement tendu to second position

Turn, turn and turn.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Ladies

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Champagne Bubble

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Take a bow!

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"More helium."

A woman playing the flute

Sailor boy

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The Masked Singer

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

The Dancing Academy