Twirling Stage Star T-Shirts

Battement tendu to second position

Anna Calvi

Turn, turn and turn.

Taking a peek at the audience

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ladies

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Eric Clapton.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Champagne Bubble

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Take a bow!

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Doctor Bartolo

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"More helium."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Sailor boy

A woman playing the flute

The Masked Singer

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

The Dancing Academy

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'