Center Stage Star T-Shirts

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Jack Gleeson

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Ladies

Eric Clapton.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Doctor Bartolo

'I'm a star!'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Take a bow!

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Von Trapp family masks

TV stage door

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?