Center Stage Star Pillows

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Ladies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Doctor Bartolo

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Take a bow!

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Von Trapp family masks

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'