Stage Performer At Heart Pillows

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Elektra

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Silly wig.

Mikado

A man taking a bow

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Tina Turner

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Magic Tricks

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'