Stage Performer At Heart Pillows

Frankie Boyle

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Elektra

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Silly wig.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Stephen Fry

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

A man taking a bow

Woman crying with happiness.

Tina Turner

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Jeff Beck.

Magic Tricks

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."