Performers At Heart Pillows

Lost my job at the call center. Please help!

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Sheep striptease'.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Magicians monkey.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Clown school

Covid Masks

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Stiltwalker's shoes.

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'