Performers At Heart Mugs

Lost my job at the call center. Please help!

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Karataoke

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Sheep striptease'.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Magicians monkey.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Covid Masks

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Intramission

Madonna

Clown school

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Frankie Boyle

Stiltwalker's shoes.

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

Kate Bush

Tim Minchin

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Need Three More Singers

"I'm sorry if I was a little disruptive in class. It's just so great having a live audience again!"