Center Stage Crowd Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

"Just be yourself."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Well, that's show business."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Meet the Plagiarist

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

Masked Pianist

"Don't make me come down there."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

Quatre-mains

Natalie Merchant

the world's first music critic...

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

A human cannon with an extended clip

'I love my Oboe.'