Crowd Enthusiasm Pillows

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Starfish doing the wave.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Why are they all staring at me?'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Popularist population.

Kyle Sinckler

I started with baby steps as I worked to overcome my phobia. I made slow, steady progress. The process was long but rewarding. Now I can get out there and enjoy the benefits of all that effort! Giant Music Festival Cancelled. This is a disappointing time to have overcome eneclophobia, a fear of crowds.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

A human cannon with an extended clip

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

'Harry's in his cultural center.'

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

"Another bloody cold caller asking if I want to lead the labour party!"

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

401 Error

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!