Applause Aficionados Pillows

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

They hated me.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

Tongue in the ear...

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Bravo!

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Shareholder's Meetings

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Crossing the thin line into show business

Goal Post Ape.

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Mickey Mouth.

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Extended Stay.

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

Pianist Cheat

"Latest Covid stats?"

Armchair

Throat Lozenges $5/box

"Ok, we have a quorum, I declare this meeting of FIFA now open."

"Money? Why do you want money? Is my applause suddenly longer good enough for you?!"

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'