Applause Pillows

Theatre Crowd

They hated me.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

If you're happy and you know it...

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Bravo!

Toilet humour

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Shareholder's Meetings

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

Crossing the thin line into show business

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Seminars for Sycophants

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'