Clap Of Appreciation Pillows

This is applause in your honor in case you couldn't hear it!

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Could I ask just one question?"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'A dog ate my homework.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Higher wisdom...

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

Thank you

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'