Clapping Pillows

If you're happy and you know it...

They hated me.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

Bravo!

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Go deep!"

Shareholder's Meetings

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Crossing the thin line into show business

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."