Clap Cracker Pillows

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

If you're happy and you know it...

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It looks like our data.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'