Clap Cracker Prints

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."