Comedy Clapper Pillows

"Go deep!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Theatre Crowd

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

A Cow Striptease

"The subwoofers really help."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Mountain escalator.

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

The Hen Commandments.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Humm baby!! Let's go campy Lunar Colony!!!"

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"