Clam Comedian Pillows

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Cat Reunion

Giraffe Selfie

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Every class has one. . .

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Trash-talkin' artists

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Go deep!"

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."